YOUR INSURANCE PROBABLY SUCKS

Coverage I Actually Handle


• Workers’ Comp

• General Liability

• Builder’s Risk

• Landlord Dwelling Policies

• Commercial Auto

• Garage Liability

• Liquor Liability

• Term Life Insurance

• Whole Life & Key Person Coverage

• Buy-Sell Agreements (Yes, the morbid partnership ones)

You’re Probably One of These:


• A contractor who gets nervous every time someone climbs a ladder

• A landlord whose tenants all think they’re TikTok lawyers

• A bar owner with knives, fryers, and unpaid claims

• A delivery team operating like it’s The Fast & The Furious

• A dad/mom/human who doesn’t want to leave their family broke

Why Work With Me?


I explain policies like a human being, not a confused spreadsheet

• I respond to texts. I answer questions. I tell the truth.

• I’m not corporate. I’m not creepy. I’m just really good at this.

• I don’t disappear after the sale. Unless I win the lottery. Then, maybe.

Let’s Talk About Life (Insurance, Not Philosophy)


Life insurance protects the people who depend on you.

If something happens, would they be okay? If not, I can help.

• Term Life – Affordable and doesn’t require a PhD to understand

• Whole Life – Long-term security with cash value

• Key Person – For when your MVP isn’t immortal

• Buy-Sell – For business partners who pretend nothing bad ever happens


“He saved me money and explained the coverage without sounding like a used car ad.”

– Joe M. South Philly

Want to See if Your Coverage is Trash?


I’ll review your current setup for free.

If it’s solid, I’ll say so. If it’s garbage, I’ll fix it.

You win either way.

E.C. McKeiver | (267) 699-9976| [email protected]

Based in Philly. Running on referrals, hustle, and dumb jokes.

Protecting your business. Protecting your people.

Still not sure? Let me review your current policy — Free